Fun Stuff

By: Joseph Lopez, Staff Reporter/ Artist

This is where you can find a new activity every week! Some of our activities may include, jokes, crosswords, word scrambles, word searches and more. We will switch it up every week and have themes for our activities as well. We hope you enjoy!


Brain Teasers ( May 19)

1.  How can a man who shaves several times a day still sport a long beard?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Which tire doesn’t move when a car turns right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. I have a large money box, 10 inches wide, and 5 inches tall. 

Roughly how many coins can I place until my money box is no longer empty?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Answer: He’s a barber.

2. Answer: A spare tire.

3. Answer: Just one, after which it will no longer be empty.


 

Fun Fact Of The Week (May 10th)

The Bee-Tirement Home 

-A UK flower business built a retirement home for bumble bees.

-They built it to keep the population of bees from declining.

-They are sort of like big open areas where it almost resembles the natural environment they live in normally.

– The project has been ongoing for a couple years and has taken action to expand to different areas.

 


Spring Themed Music Playlist (April 8th) Enjoy The Weather Everyone!


Spring Crossword Puzzle( April 1 2022)  HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

 


25 Kinda Funny Dad Jokes (March 18 , 2022)

1. Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? It’s too time-consuming.

2. How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.

3. I hated facial hair but then it grew on me

4. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.

5. How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.

 

 

6. Sundays are always a little sad,but the day before is a sadder day.

7.Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.

 9. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!

10.Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!

11. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

 

12. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

13. You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!

14. It really takes guts to be an organ donor.

15. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

 

 

16. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

17. Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

18. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.

19. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

 

20. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.

21. How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?…By its bark.

22. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

23. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.

24. Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.

25. I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.

 

 


Word Scramble (November 5)

Click this link to unscramble the school related words:

https://puzzel.org/word-scramble/play?p=-MnalnGLZhAJ6AYb5jvl

 


Halloween Joke (October 29 2021)

What does a ghost panda eat?  BAM-BOO

 


School Items Word Search (September 28)

Click this link to complete the puzzle

https://thewordsearch.com/puzzle/2824253/school-items/

 


Timberline Teens Crossword (September 23)